sexta-feira, fevereiro 24, 2006

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A short guide to comparative religions

Taoism - Shit happens
Buddhism - If shit happens, it's not really shit
Islam - If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism - Shit happens because you don't work enough
Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism - This shit happened before
Catholicism - Shit happens because you're bad
Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama rama
TV evangelism - Send more shit
Atheism - No shit
Jehovah's Witness - Knock knock shit happens
Hedonism - There's nothing like a good shit happening
Christian science - Shit happens in your mind
Agnosticism - Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Existencialism - What is shit anyway
Stoicism - This shit doesn't bother me
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit

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